Stuff i think sometimes

I think that the armageddon is going to be when aliens come to earth and bang us ~ I mean, they haven't called or written anything to us for quite a while and I think that they should make good on their bond to make our love public and celebrated by all.  Although, the only problem with that is that they only know us by what they see on reality tv and the internet, and because of this they are already predisposed to eratic-erotic behavior, which basically means that they think that we...

Hmmm...

I think that beer is really good once you get used to it, because you don't puke as much...

I think that...